Today, I want to talk to you about a vibe that has completely met all of my expectations for a Bullet-style vibrator. Small, compact, waterproof, rechargeable, and most importantly, powerful. That vibe is the Femme Funn Bullet. And I must admit, when I first heard about it, I didn’t think very much of it, but it blew me away. Literally.
As mentioned before, the Femme Funn Bullet is completely waterproof, rechargeable via Usb, and made with 100% body-safe silicone. Something that I found to be very interesting about this toy, setting it apart from other toys in the same category is that the body of the toy is completely covered in silicone. No rigid ABS plastic over here. Just the silicone and the motor. Making this toy very flexible with allot of give, soft to the touch with a little bit of squish as well.
There are two things I love about this toy. Its simplicity and its power. When I first received the Ultra Bullet, I was very skeptical about it being as powerful as it was hyped up to be. And as a member of the “Clit of steel” community, I demand to be wowed. I wanted to see what this thing was about. Especially after being disappointed in the past with other clit toys, I didn’t set the bar very high for this one. Or at least I tried not to.
The packaging is nothing fancy, just a regular box with a picture of the toy on it. Inside, there was the toy, the charger, which looks like a headphone jack and a small booklet or piece of paper with instructions and warranty information. While I don’t always find it to be important to talk about packaging, I will say if you’re someone who doesn’t care for extra fluff, you’ll like this one. My only complaint is that it didn’t come with a storage pouch. My ultimate pet peeve. Its simply a “Me” thing.
I’ll be the first one to admit that I don’t always charge my vibes when I get them. I should, but I don’t. Don’t be like me. Charge your toys before you use them. When I turned the FemmeFunn Bullet on for the first time, I was shocked by how powerful and rumbly the vibrations were. My first thought was “I need to put you on my clit”.
If I didn’t say this before, which I think I did, the vibrations are hella rumbly. This bullet did not come to play games people. It’s very powerful. So powerful, that I would dare to call this a mini wand. I would also call it so because it has a bulbous tip, rather than a tapered tip which I usually prefer as it provides pin point stimulation when I put it on my clit. The bulbous head on the Femme Funn still provides decent pin point stimulation, just with a slightly broader reach.
Whenever I am playing with a bullet vibe, I first position it on my clit, lay on my side with it between my legs, and watch porn. I literally close my legs around the bullet. The thing about the FemmeFunn Bullet is that it’s a bit bigger than what I’m use to with my other bullet vibes like the Nu Sensuelle Bullet and the We-Vibe Tango. With it pressed against my clit, the bulbous heads feel way more pronounced. That didn’t by any means take away from the experience when using that way, but I found that it pushed up against my clit more so than a smaller bullet vibe would.
My orgasms were ridiculous, had me trembling, and pulling this thing away from my clit as soon as humanly possible. Speaking of pulling it away from my clit, I found it be very annoying when trying to turn it off. You see, when you press and hold the On/Off button to turn the bullet off, it will automatically advance to then next vibration pattern or intensity. It also can take a couple more seconds (like 4 to five) to turn it off because of that. As for the noise level on this bullet, it was pretty quiet, but not the quietest vibrator I have ever encountered. You would definitely hear it if went off in your nightstand. And it would make quiet the noise.
I also enjoyed lying on my back and placing it on my clit, and with a butt plug by pressing it up against the plug to get some vibrations. That was really nice. Besides the small issue with the power button, I find myself going back to this toy over and over again. The charge lasts longer than both the We-Vibe Tango and the Nu Sensuelle Bullet, but still takes the same amount of time to charge.
Of course I don’t have to tell you that it was also great as a couple’s vibe. It can work well for that, since its one of the more powerful clit vibes out there. The only thing you may not care for with the Femme Funn, is that you can’t really put it in the base of a dildo or any other toy really that has a hole in it for a bullet vibe. Why? Because this thing is way too big for that. No matter how much lube you use to get it in there, I would not recommend it. It deffinetly bigger than the average bullet-style vibe.
If you are someone like me however, that is just looking for a bullet vibe that is waterproof, travel-friendly, body-safe, rechargeable, and pretty powerful, I would recommend this one. It’s also a steal at a little over 40 bucks!
If you would like to purchase a Femme Funn Bullet, you can do so here: Purchase the Femme Fun Bullet