The Reason I Masturbate

It’s been a little over a week since Masturbation Month (May) has ended.  Where the fuck has the time gone people? And as I look around on my blog, I realize that I don’t have anything non-sex toy related on here. So today, I want to talk about why I masturbate and some of my […]

The Mystic Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review

Have you ever had such high expectations for something and while it was pretty good, it just wasn’t what you were expecting because you heard so many people raving and saying so many good things about it? That’s what happened to me. I’m not necessarily disappointed, but maybe I set my expectations too high. You […]

Technology, a Sex Toy, and Technical Difficulties: Vibease Review

When I think back to one of my most interesting masturbation experiences, I think back to when I was a teenager, listening to the singing girl group Total tracks Masturbation (interlude) and Who is it (interlude). It was so hot. Audible Pleasure is what I call it. Hearing the sounds of a man going down […]

Not just another cute face: Dorcel Wanderful Review

I know exactly what you thinking when you saw the title: who the fuck needs another wand massager? I do. And after reading my review, you might need a new one as well. Who knows? We can all use some extra orgasms. I got the opportunity to review the Wanderful from Dorcel and want to […]

A gentle name with a powerful motor? Svakom Alice review

Now, I know I am NOT the only one who enjoys and practically requires a powerful motor in their vibrators for them to be considered favorites. In fact, many women do because most women experience (or find it easier to experience) orgasms from clitoral stimulation. So it’s not really a surprise that many companies try […]

Story time: When my vagina tried to eat a sex toy (Pico Bong Mocha review)

While I will say that for the most part my masturbation sessions are pretty straight forward, there have been moments when things didn’t go as planned. This would definitely be one of them. You see, a while after buying my first sex toy (Adam and Eve’s Blue Dolphin Vibrator), I wanted to more. More toys […]

Is that echoing the sound of my Orgasm? Maybe Not, Svakom Echo Review

Let me start off my saying that bullet vibrators do not by any means excite me unless it can do two of these things at once: be very powerful and be rechargeable. Anything else extra would be considered a plus. And anything less, would be a disappointment. Let’s talk about the Svakom Echo. It arrived […]

I like Girthy Rabbit Vibrators and I cannot lie! Wow Yes! Drill Review

So I kinda have a new found sweet spot for Rabbit vibrators and will jump at the opportunity to review them. Specifically body safe (mostly and most likely silicone), and ones that are rechargeable. So when I got the opportunity to review the Wow! Yes Drill I was excited. Not only is this a rabbit […]

One of my new favorite vibrators with the most annoying feature known to the Vagina. Svakom Lorna Review.

I didn’t really think it would be all that. But that’s what I get for talking so much trash about it before actually trying it out. I thought “Oh, it’s not really going to do much”, and “I already have something powerful”. And as a Sex Toy lover with a clit of steel, you can […]

Prehistoric Vibrating Dildo or Classy Sleek Vibe?

Oh Leo! How girthy you are! The Leo is what I would describe as the “All-purpose vibrator”. It’s made with 100% Silicone, is rechargeable via Usb, and is Splash proof, so you can’t dip it completely in water. Which was a bit of a disappointment because a good amount of Svakom toys are water proof […]