Clit Bae #4: The Tantus 3-Speed Original Bullet Vibrator

When I think about the Tantus 3-Speed Original Bullet Vibrator, I think about sex toys that get filed under the following categories: Need for the Moment” or “Perfect for Beginners”. Why do I say that? Well, my philosophy is that everyone should own a bullet vibe. It’s an essential sexual wellness item that has multiple […]

Magic Wand Rechargeable Review

The Magic Wand Rechargeable is everything I imagined it would be. If I said I wasn’t as giddy as a school girl on a Friday night when I got my hands on the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I would be telling a bold faced lie. The Magic Wand (formerly known as the Hitachi Magic Wand) is […]

The Mystic Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review

Have you ever had such high expectations for something and while it was pretty good, it just wasn’t what you were expecting because you heard so many people raving and saying so many good things about it? That’s what happened to me. I’m not necessarily disappointed, but maybe I set my expectations too high. You […]

Technology, a Sex Toy, and Technical Difficulties: Vibease Review

When I think back to one of my most interesting masturbation experiences, I think back to when I was a teenager, listening to the singing girl group Total tracks Masturbation (interlude) and Who is it (interlude). It was so hot. Audible Pleasure is what I call it. Hearing the sounds of a man going down […]

The Mighty Wand Review

When looking for a wand massager, what do you look for? Something powerful? Something waterproof? Something rechargeable? Something that you can leave out in the open and when your family and friends come over, and it doesn’t scream “I’m a Sex Toy!”? I have to admit that when it comes to sex toys, I always […]

Not just another cute face: Dorcel Wanderful Review

I know exactly what you thinking when you saw the title: who the fuck needs another wand massager? I do. And after reading my review, you might need a new one as well. Who knows? We can all use some extra orgasms. I got the opportunity to review the Wanderful from Dorcel and want to […]

Story time: When my vagina tried to eat a sex toy (Pico Bong Mocha review)

While I will say that for the most part my masturbation sessions are pretty straight forward, there have been moments when things didn’t go as planned. This would definitely be one of them. You see, a while after buying my first sex toy (Adam and Eve’s Blue Dolphin Vibrator), I wanted to more. More toys […]

One of my new favorite vibrators with the most annoying feature known to the Vagina. Svakom Lorna Review.

I didn’t really think it would be all that. But that’s what I get for talking so much trash about it before actually trying it out. I thought “Oh, it’s not really going to do much”, and “I already have something powerful”. And as a Sex Toy lover with a clit of steel, you can […]

Prehistoric Vibrating Dildo or Classy Sleek Vibe?

Oh Leo! How girthy you are! The Leo is what I would describe as the “All-purpose vibrator”. It’s made with 100% Silicone, is rechargeable via Usb, and is Splash proof, so you can’t dip it completely in water. Which was a bit of a disappointment because a good amount of Svakom toys are water proof […]

Vibrating night light or a pretty sex toy?

Wand massagers are a particular category of sex toys that just don’t impress me. I like direct pin point clitoral stimulation. And wands don’t do that for me. On top of that, they all seem to have this big bulbous head that can be obnoxious and can aid in my genitals going numb with annoyance. […]