Clit Bae #1: The We-Vibe Tango Review

So, I don’t think I ever talked about my favorite kind of sex toys yet. And when I sit down and ask myself why, I can’t really give a good answer. So when I started to think about what my next blog post was going to be about, I decided to make this post the start of a new kind review series where I talk about my favorite category of toys: Bullet style Vibrators. I believe the series will be called Clit Bae. Where I talk about a clit vibes and what I think about them. They’ll have a category all on their own. So if you’re a fan of bullet-style vibes, you can go right to the category, rather than having to search for these reviews in the same sea as my other reviews.

Powerful precision that can bring me to orgasm in no time. I love anything small and powerful, as I can always tuck them away in my draw when I’m done with it. I just love a good clit vibe. Especially one I can recharge as looking for batteries for my vibrator is never the highlight of my day. But I will humble myself to try different things. After all, I do love orgasms.

The first clit vibe I’m going to talk about is the We-Vibe Tango. When I first got into sex toys, I didn’t really know what I wanted and I got so excited by what I saw, that I just wanted to try everything. So when I started to look for sex toys that would actually cater to my needs in terms what kind of stimulation I was looking for, I started looking at clit toys. I hear somewhere that you should always get your first sex toy based on what you like to be stimulated the most on your body. That would be my clit. Among all the reviews I read, this one seemed to be the best. So, after debating I went down to my local sex shop and picked one up.

The We-Vibe Tango is 3.5 inches long, is made of Abs plastic with silicone on the bottom of the toy, where the On/Off button that also scrolls through the intensities and patterns. It’s waterproof and rechargeable.

The first time I turned the toy on, I was very surprised (and quite startled) by how powerful it was. Of course I played with it in the store, imagining the earth shattering orgasms I would have, but now that I had one all to myself, alone in my room, I was feeling quite intimidated. I had my experimented with a far less superior pocket rocket many moons ago, but this was some real next level shit.

Having experienced a cheaper, battery operated bullet vibe, I immediately appreciated the quality of this toy. The hard, shiny plastic, the incredibly strong rumbly vibrations, and those 4 intensities. It was beautiful.

When I first tried this toy, I found that expecting an immediate orgasm was probably not going to just do it for me. I wanted to enjoy the ride. So I put on some porn and set the Tango in a way where it was on my clit, in the lowest setting with my legs clenched together. I start out at the lowest intensity, then as I got more aroused, I moved on to the next level of intensity, until I felt my climax coming and moved it to the highest intensity, which brings on these earth-shattering orgasms.

The very first time I used it, I had a multiple orgasm. Which I had never done before. I felt my orgasm coming. As it came, I felt a huge rush come over me, then suddenly it started to fade away, and quickly came back with an even more intense rush. Causing me to shake uncontrollably, pulling the Tango away from my body in sweet, pleasurable agony. It was so beautiful, I almost cried. Literally. A small, single tear came to my eyes. It was then that I realized that I had truly fallen in love. The patterns however, there okay, but not really for me.

The only thing that was not so beautiful was charging it. The magnetic charger that it comes with, constantly disconnects with the toy, so you have to constantly check to make sure it’s charging. My solution (which many of you most likely won’t be able to do) is use the We-vibe Thrill charger to charge the Tango. Why? Because it has the same volts and all that good stuff, so it won’t spark or give out from the charger being too powerful. I normally don’t do that with every toy I have, just switching chargers all willy nilly and stuff, but since I have it, I use it, and I find that since it connects magnetically, using the Thrill charger causes the Tango to stand at attention and I no longer have to worry about it disconnecting from the charger any more.

Some unique or not so unique additional uses for the We-Vibe Tango are: using it with a dildo that has space to house a vibrator, as this one is not only stronger than most vibes, but is nice and small, so getting it in and out of a dildo shouldn’t be difficult (add some water-based lube for easy removal).  Placing it anywhere on the penis (that’s comfortable to the recipient, of course) while preforming oral sex, using around the anus for some rimming. Just don’t put it in your ass, as it is obviously not anal safe. And as a clitoral massager during sex, as it can fit perfectly between partners without being obtrusive.

What else can I really say about this toy? I love it. It has to be one of the best sex toys I have ever purchased. Waterproof, rechargeable, really strong, deep, rumbly vibrations with that pin-point tip. It looks cute, but the We-vibe tango is not one to be played with unless you’re serious about getting a powerful, discrete vibe. This toy is also great for beginners as you can pretty much use it anywhere on the body no matter what gender you are.

  

This toy was purchased with my own money. All opinions are my own.

You can purchase the We-Tango from the following online retailers

Good Vibrations

Lovehoney

Vibrant

Castle Megastore (with the promo code AQUAKINK for 15% off)

We-Vibe