Ever get down with a Merman? The Tails and Portholes Male Neried Review

Today I want to talk to you about a company that just sings to me and my love for Mermaids and all things with an aquatic theme. Tales and Portholes is a company on Esty, run by the lovely Brandie Harris, who makes body-safe mermaid themed sex toys using 100% silicone that can be customized […]

Clit Bae #2: Lovehoney Flash 7 Function USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Review

If you haven’t already figured it out by now, I really like Bullet-style vibrators. Especially rechargeable ones that are waterproof. So when I got the opportunity to review the Lovehoney Flash 7 Function USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator, I was very happy and pleasantly surprised that it had all of my minimum requirements for what I […]

Sex Toys and Phones: The Imtoys Gazelle Review

While attending my first ever Sex Expo as a sex blogger back in September of last year, I decided to have some business cards made to hand out at the event and to the vendors who would be there. It was my first time ever introducing myself as a Sex Blogger, but I didn’t feel […]

Dare I say this feels like the real thing? Vixen Creations Mustang Review

I want to talk to you about a dildo that I’m going to have a hard time being unbiased about because I love it so much. The Vixen Creations Mustang Dildo. If you don’t know who Vixen Creations are, they are a company that makes hand-crafted, body-safe sex toys, and have been doing so since […]

Clit Bae #1: The We-Vibe Tango Review

So, I don’t think I ever talked about my favorite kind of sex toys yet. And when I sit down and ask myself why, I can’t really give a good answer. So when I started to think about what my next blog post was going to be about, I decided to make this post the […]

The Mystic Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review

Have you ever had such high expectations for something and while it was pretty good, it just wasn’t what you were expecting because you heard so many people raving and saying so many good things about it? That’s what happened to me. I’m not necessarily disappointed, but maybe I set my expectations too high. You […]

Technology, a Sex Toy, and Technical Difficulties: Vibease Review

When I think back to one of my most interesting masturbation experiences, I think back to when I was a teenager, listening to the singing girl group Total tracks Masturbation (interlude) and Who is it (interlude). It was so hot. Audible Pleasure is what I call it. Hearing the sounds of a man going down […]

The Mighty Wand Review

When looking for a wand massager, what do you look for? Something powerful? Something waterproof? Something rechargeable? Something that you can leave out in the open and when your family and friends come over, and it doesn’t scream “I’m a Sex Toy!”? I have to admit that when it comes to sex toys, I always […]

A Toy with multiple uses: Funkit Toys Signet Review

I want you to think back to when you first started masturbating. What was your first sex toy? I’ll give you a hint: Your hands. I got the opportunity to try Funkit Toys Signet Rings, and I want to tell you all about them. The Signet Rings are textured rings made of body-safe silicone. These […]

Different Strokes for different folks: BS Atelier Nude Dildo Review

Who doesn’t love fucking themselves am I right? Maybe not? I know, I know. Different strokes for different folks. And this review is exactly that. I have to admit, as a writer I had a very hard time writing about my experience with this toy because I felt as if I didn’t know how to […]