There are very few times that FemmeFunn as a brand has disappointed me. In fact, every time they have come out with a new bullet-vibe, I say to myself “Oh, I know it’s gonna be good!”. So it shouldn’t be a surprise at all when they came out with the Booster Bullet that I kept […]
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Clit Bae #6: Je Joue Classic Bullet
Bullet-style vibrators are in and of its self, a very simplistic idea. Usually the length of a finger, not too wide, one-button operated, and boom. It vibrates. When it comes to bullet-style vibrators, some may come to the hasty conclusion that if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. As a sex toy reviewer, I […]
The Reason I Masturbate
It’s been a little over a week since Masturbation Month (May) has ended. Where the fuck has the time gone people? And as I look around on my blog, I realize that I don’t have anything non-sex toy related on here. So today, I want to talk about why I masturbate and some of my […]
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Story time: When my vagina tried to eat a sex toy (Pico Bong Mocha review)
While I will say that for the most part my masturbation sessions are pretty straight forward, there have been moments when things didn’t go as planned. This would definitely be one of them. You see, a while after buying my first sex toy (Adam and Eve’s Blue Dolphin Vibrator), I wanted to more. More toys […]
I like Girthy Rabbit Vibrators and I cannot lie! Wow Yes! Drill Review
So I kinda have a new found sweet spot for Rabbit vibrators and will jump at the opportunity to review them. Specifically body safe (mostly and most likely silicone), and ones that are rechargeable. So when I got the opportunity to review the Wow! Yes Drill I was excited. Not only is this a rabbit […]
One of my new favorite vibrators with the most annoying feature known to the Vagina. Svakom Lorna Review.
I didn’t really think it would be all that. But that’s what I get for talking so much trash about it before actually trying it out. I thought “Oh, it’s not really going to do much”, and “I already have something powerful”. And as a Sex Toy lover with a clit of steel, you can […]
Prehistoric Vibrating Dildo or Classy Sleek Vibe?
Oh Leo! How girthy you are! The Leo is what I would describe as the “All-purpose vibrator”. It’s made with 100% Silicone, is rechargeable via Usb, and is Splash proof, so you can’t dip it completely in water. Which was a bit of a disappointment because a good amount of Svakom toys are water proof […]
Vibrating night light or a pretty sex toy?
Wand massagers are a particular category of sex toys that just don’t impress me. I like direct pin point clitoral stimulation. And wands don’t do that for me. On top of that, they all seem to have this big bulbous head that can be obnoxious and can aid in my genitals going numb with annoyance. […]
A Mango as a vibrator, you gotta be Bananas!
Vibrators shaped like fruit are apparently a thing. With a good concept, planning, and execution, it can actually work. The particular shape I’m talking about is a Mango.