Did you know Steak and Blowjob Day is on March 14? Ah yes. The day that gives you an excuse to treat your partner (and yourself) to a beautiful steak dinner or brunch and some oral pleasure. With so many steak dishes in the world, one might wonder what steak dish would go great with a blowjob? Well, Tiffy’s got you covered with these five great steak ideas.
If you don’t know how to cook, don’t worry. Steak is one of the easiest dishes to prepare, and there is no wrong way to cook it. Steak, to me, is already such a luxurious and hearty item by itself and can carry so much flavor when seasoned and cooked perfectly to your liking. If you’re nervous about seasoning your steak, you can always google a specific flavor profile you have in mind and see how other folks curate their recipes before winging it yourself.
Prime Rib
This has to be one of my favorite dishes because it’s super easy to make and requires minimal effort. Let the meat and seasonings do all the work. Pair it with anything you want like roasted veggies or my favorite, mashed potatoes with butter and fontina cheese. I like to make a herb butter with some rosemary, thyme, oregano, and garlic with some salt and pepper, rub it all over the Prime rib and throw it in the oven. You can find other unique ways to make it online, including some of the links to some of my favorite recipes listed below.
New York Strip
An excellent cut of meat for your bae with an excellent cut of meat. A simple pan sear with some salt and butter or your favorite seasoning mix (I also like to put some Worcestershire sauce on it before cooking) will guarantee you a flavorful steak that can be nice and hearty on its own. Pair it with a favorite side dish, like an arugula salad with some wine for some added razzle-dazzle. If you’re feeling extra fancy and want to splurge, turn it into a surf and turf with a side of shrimp scampi or a lobster tail.
Steak and Eggs
If your lover is more of a breakfast person or you just won’t be able to fit in your sexy antics into the evening hours, you can still make a quick steak dish with the addition of some eggs and maybe some mimosas for a great brunch meal. Simply get a quick-cooking cut of steak and pair it with some eggs cooked just the way your partner likes it with the addition of some roasted potatoes or potato hash for some heartier fare.
A Classic Cheeseburger
It’s still beef, right? And technically burgers come from steak. This one is for those whose partners like to enjoy the simple things in life. And nothing says simple yet indulgent like a juicy burger topped with cheese! You can even pair it with unique toppings like caramelized onions, sautéed mushrooms, grey poupon (my personal favorite), or a nice garlic aioli. Take it a step further by experimenting with different cheeses like provolone, asiago, or pepper jack.
Flank Steak with a Chimichurri Sauce
Flank steak, for me, is one of the most straightforward cuts of meats to prepare and goes great with just about anything. There’s this Cuban restaurant that I frequent that takes a unique spin on it by topping it with a chimichurri sauce with rice and black beans. I love it! The tartness of the vinegar from the chimichurri and freshness from the herbs pairs beautifully with the steak that’s seasoned with just salt and pepper. You can even pair it with your favorite flavored mojito. If you don’t care for rice and beans or you just wanna make it a little lighter, simply add some sauteed vegetables or a light garden salad. Absolutely delicious either way.
Vegan Options
Yes, yes. I did not forget about my vegans out there. For those who want to celebrate Steak and BJ Day with the only meat being their partner, there are a ton of steak and meat alternatives that are just as delicious. Mushroom steaks, tofu, and even chickpeas can make for a great meat substitute with the addition of vegan butter and herbs like rosemary, paprika, liquid smoke and aminos, nutritional yeast flakes, and vegetable protein. You can also use squash and cauliflower, as they can take on a meat-like texture when seasoned well.
Final Thoughts
Remember that no matter what steak dish you decide to create, its all in the technique *wink wink. Your partner will be sure to appreciate the added effort you took to make them a great steak meal with a side of fellatio. They might even return the favor. Remember, you don’t have to know how to cook to make a great meal. All you need is a good recipe and thoughtfulness with your partner. You can also check out my do’s and dont’s for oral sex etiquette,here.
Here Are Some Recipes You Can Use To Create Your Sexy Dishes For You And Your Partner
All-American Cheeseburger Recipe
Easy Bacon, Onion and Cheese Stuffed Burgers
Grilled Pepper Jack Jalapeno Burgers
Vegan Steak (Tender, Juicy, and Flavorful!)
Steak with Creamy Peppercorn Sauce
What’s your favorite steak dish?
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