FemmeFunn is one of those companies that has rarely ever missed the mark with me. They make sex toys with powerful motors, high-quality materials (silicone and ABS plastic), and they always have an aqua-colored or blue option that tickles my fancy. But that’s not important.
[Clears throat and puts on serious face]
What’s important is power and quality. You see, with tons of different wands on the market, it’s profoundly imperative that sex toy manufacturers go out of their way to create unique and innovative sex toys that bring some refreshment to the industry. At this point in time, it’s not much so about re-inventing the wheel, but taking an already great concept and executing something that offers a different perspective on pleasure, power, and quality. With all that being said, let’s dive into this review.
Design and Materials
The FemmeFunn Ultra Wand is made entirely of textured silicone that over lays a body made of ABS plastic. It is rechargeable via a USB magnetic connection, is completely waterproof, features 10 powerful vibration modes, and comes with a boost button for a supercharged finish. The wand comes available in 3 colors: Pink, Purple, and Turquoise.
In Use
Aesthetics. I am just feeling so chatty Cathy today. Any who, the FemmeFunn Ultra Wand features a honeycomb or hexagonal pattern that is embossed on the silicone which covers the entirety of the wand’s body. Aesthetically, it looks out of this world. Texturally, it feels delicious in hand and on the clit and vulva. I feel like I got a 2-for-1 here because the head of the wand gives some added stimulation when rubbing it on my clit. Not something I often do with it, but it’s nice to know that it’s an option. I will say, however, that once the wand is turned on, I can only feel vibrations. Nothing else. There’s a lot more texture on the top of wand than on the sides, so if you’re someone who’s into rubbing your motorized sexy toys on your body, vulva, or clit, you might be into this. The silicone is matte and smooth. I don’t know about you, but I personally think there is no such thing as a “Seamless Silicone Toy.” I do however believe in an almost seamless silicone sex toy and that this is because you can barely, and by barley I mean practically can’t see the seam that goes along both sides. I mean you have to look really hard to see it.
The buttons are nice and clicky with tons of tactile feedback. The only thing that clearly distinguishes the buttons is the double “F” symbol, symbolizing the On/Off button and the lightning bolt symbol, symbolizing the boost button. I was curious as to why FemmeFunn decided that it would be a good idea to put the boost button on top and not the power button, but it all mad sense once I started using it. Trust me when I say that you don’t want to accidentally press the boost button mid-masturbation session when you’re not ready to cum yet.
FemmeFunn says that the head of the wand is flexible and I thoroughly tested that out. The wand head has a reasonable range of motion and still maintains a consistent delivery of vibrations when the head is bent or flexed. The only thing I can’t speak to is the longevity of that, in terms of the vibrations remaining consistent after multiple bends over a long period of time since I have only had the wand for a couple months. If you want an update on that, please leave a comment, and I’ll get back to you on that. There is some resistance with the head of the wand as there should be on a wand head that cannot be fixed into one position. So when I flex the head on my clit, like when I’m pushing the wand up against my clit during use, it pushes back against me, so if I move, the wand stays in contact with my body. The vibrations aren’t only felt in the head but all throughout the body of the toy. Mostly in the head but significant enough in the body, that its wort mentioning. Regardless of that, the texture of the silicone makes up for it as it has become one of my favorite wands to hold because of the embossed pattern on it.
Alright, let’s talk about this here “Booster” button. The booster button is the second button atop of the On/Off button and can only be used when the Ultra Wand is already turned on. When you press the button, it will give you a “boost” if you will, of strong, intense vibrations to really drive things home. The first couple times I used the booster button, I couldn’t decipher if the higher level of intensity I was getting were from pressing the booster button were the fourth level of intensity in addition to the 3 levels of intensity that comes with the wand, or the third level of intensity. To get a better understanding of this, the Ultra Wand has 10 vibrations settings with 3 of those being steady vibrations (intensities) and 7 patterns.
From the get-go, while were talking about vibrations, they’re all powerful. I would describe them as buzzy. And before we go up in arms about buzzy vibrations, we here at the Aquakink love powerful buzzy vibrations because they are not synonymous with those annoying wasp nest-sounding vibrations that do nothing but over stimulate you and numb your genitals to no end. Theses vibrations are different. They are hella strong and reach deep. I don’t feel a rumble in sight with these vibrations, but this wand doesn’t need that since they did a great job with the motor.
No back to my theory. To put an end to my curiosity, I dialed up the wand to the third intensity then pressed the booster button. It confirmed exactly what I was thinking. When you press the booster button, it goes to the third intensity, and I’m honestly okay with that. In fact, this is the one time where I am not requesting a 4th intensity be added where I see there could be room for one. Why? Well for one, the vibrations once again are crazy strong. The 1st intensity does it for me, and I don’t always get to the 3rd intensity when I orgasm. That still doesn’t stop me from pressing that boost button when I’m close.
I don’t really talk too much about patterns when I speak about vibrations unless the patterns can be increased and decreased in intensity. I like consistent and steady vibrations and occasionally use patterns when edging. I will say that the patterns were realistic and not all over the place, having good rhythm. My favorite patterns, in particular, is the Yo-yo one that starts out low then incrementally gets higher in intensity and the one that goes Cha-cha-cha. This wand, in my opinion, would have been perfect if not for one thing: A damn travel lock. I mean, seriously. How do you make a sex toy like this and not include a travel lock? How Sway?
Final Thoughts
Overall, the FemmeFunn Ultra Wand has been inducted into my favorite wands of all time vault. I love its power and looks. The FemmeFunn Ultra Wand is one of the reasons why I don’t believe in the whole “You tried one, then you’ve tried them all” thing when it comes to sex toys. I think they’ve bought something new to the table and if you’re in the market for a new wand or vibrator, I think this one should be on your shopping list.
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